http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/-t1.htm JOKES:Warning! may contain adult language parent guidance suggested. Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:45:44 GMT 10 http://i61.servimg.com/u/f61/11/81/80/74/lslogo13.png http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/-t1.htm http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/a-man-and-his-dog-t665.htm Admin A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery A long black hearse was followed by a second longblack hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file. The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and ... Joke of the day Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:45:44 GMT http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/a-man-and-his-dog-t665.htm#4671 http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/a-man-and-his-dog-t665.htm http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/funny-t545.htm spuddy ANSWER so he can remember which end to wipe
Have a good Day]]> Joke of the day Tue, 17 Mar 2009 10:55:27 GMT http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/funny-t545.htm#2981 http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/funny-t545.htm http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/young-people-t538.htm spuddy I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control , and asked him to come over. Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.' I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.' Richard ... Joke of the day Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:11:12 GMT http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/young-people-t538.htm#2900 http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/young-people-t538.htm http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/a-topical-joke-for-me-t533.htm spuddy The Waiting Room There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. Many of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist said, 'Hello, sir. Can you please tell me why you're here to see the doctor today?' 'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied. The receptionist ... Joke of the day Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:23:26 GMT http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/a-topical-joke-for-me-t533.htm#2853 http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/a-topical-joke-for-me-t533.htm http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/deputy-gomer-t497.htm Some_1_2_talk_2 The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow." The sheriff was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought ... Joke of the day Wed, 04 Feb 2009 11:58:30 GMT http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/deputy-gomer-t497.htm#2693 http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/deputy-gomer-t497.htm http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/driving-on-ice-t489.htm Some_1_2_talk_2 The other 2% are from Bryant Illinois and say "Hold my beer and watch this shit!"]]> Joke of the day Mon, 26 Jan 2009 23:27:35 GMT http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/driving-on-ice-t489.htm#2663 http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/driving-on-ice-t489.htm http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/painter-s-eye-t485.htm Some_1_2_talk_2 There was this world famous painter. In the prime of her career, she started losing her eyesight. Fearful that she might lose her life as a painter, she went to see the best eye surgeon in the world. After several weeks of delicate surgery and therapy, her eyesight was restored. The painter was so grateful that she decided to show her gratitude by repainting the doctor's office. Part of her work included painting a gigantic eye on one wall. When she had finished her work, she held ... Joke of the day Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:03:27 GMT http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/painter-s-eye-t485.htm#2625 http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/painter-s-eye-t485.htm http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/the-three-wise-women-t451.htm Some_1_2_talk_2
They would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought practical gifts.]]> Joke of the day Thu, 25 Dec 2008 00:19:38 GMT http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/the-three-wise-women-t451.htm#2497 http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/the-three-wise-women-t451.htm http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/hunting-for-church-t446.htm Some_1_2_talk_2 A young boy arrived to Sunday School class late. His teacher knew that the boy was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong. The boy replied no, that he was going to go fishing but his dad told him that he needed to go to church instead. The teacher was very impressed and asked the boy if his father had explained to him why it was more important to go to church than to go fishing. To which the boy replied, "Yes he did. My dad said that he didn't have enough bait ... Joke of the day Sun, 21 Dec 2008 16:50:49 GMT http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/hunting-for-church-t446.htm#2468 http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/hunting-for-church-t446.htm http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/new-sport-t436.htm Some_1_2_talk_2
Second man: Well, that's nice. It shows that she has your interests at heart. Did she make any suggestions?

First man: As a matter of fact, she did. By the way, how do you play this Russian Roulette?]]> Joke of the day Sun, 30 Nov 2008 22:39:48 GMT http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/new-sport-t436.htm#2430 http://www.larryslostsoulsii.com/joke-of-the-day-f47/new-sport-t436.htm